albatross 

Albatrosses, of the biological family Diomedeidae, are large seabirds related to the procellariids, storm petrels, and diving petrels in the order Procellariiformes. They range widely in the Southern Ocean and the North Pacific.

I just brutally murdered an albatross.

albatross by MysteryoReal August 14, 2022

Milky Albatross 

When you ask all your male friends to ejaculate in a bowl, and then stick your penis in it.

Girl: Hey honey, did you and the boys have fun on the bachelor party?
Man: Oh yeah, we all gave the groom a Milky Albatross!
Girl: Oh wow I'm so jealous!

Milky Albatross by Albatross of the Milk February 6, 2025

salbatross 

Someone who is over paid at their job, to the point that it hurts the rest of the organization. A salary albatross.

"I can't believe the Lakers gave Kobe nearly $50 million over the next two years. He's not even playing! What a salbatross."

Other examples include a number of folks w/ corner offices, Albert Pujols, Reese Witherspoon (her films return 40 cents for every dollar she's paid), and any member of the New York Knicks 2013-14 roster.

salbatross by richard bullard barnes February 21, 2014

slutty albatros 

A Fish that Eats albatros sluttily

Oh god that was such a slutty albatros, I know right?!

slutty albatros by Slutty Albatros June 12, 2017