afterasm

Still sHaKiNg after the orgasm!

I gave her an Afterasm last night!

by Afterasm clothing May 6, 2017

Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

by Humenbean May 7, 2011

Line Afterbangs

A type of freestyle ski that just may be the fucking worst ski ever made. Line thought that they were clever by making a ski that was like a skateboard, but it just ended up sucking more cock than Simon Dumont. They are extremely heavy and WAY too buttery. They will chip or break after one rail slide and are a complete waste of everybody's time and money.

The guy at the rental store told me that I wasn't allowed to hit any rails when I rented these Line Afterbangs because someone was going to buy them and they would be broken.

by steezyskiier1 July 24, 2011

afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.

Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.

by john 345345 January 11, 2011

Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.

Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."

by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022

aftermass

when someone sends a mass message on some messenger and forgets to mention something

1: basketball at 9 o clock
1: friday
2: hate your aftermass

by waterDrinker December 27, 2007