Passive Affectionate

adj: Pertaining to behavior in which feelings of affection are expressed in passive ways as, for example, by lacking warmth, dull kissing, limp hand-holding, non-aggressive sexual activity, or intentional inefficiency during intimacy.

The girl let him kiss her, but in a passive affectionate way.

by MemphisGuy September 7, 2010

Affliction

Extremely overpriced brand of Graphic tee-shirts. Typically known as a status symbol among chads. If it's a graphic tee you're after, there are many FAR cheaper options that not only look better, but are less likely to cause others to associate you with douchebag status. It's recommended that you avoid Affliction if you have any self respect whatsoever.

Dude 1: Dude, that's a pretty rad shirt, is that Affliction?

Dude 2: Fuck that! only a moron would spend $100 on an Affliction t-shirt. This one was 15 bucks, and it looks better!

Dude 1: Really? goddamn, I feel like a moron for wasting my money now..

by FlightofIcarus April 11, 2010

affectionate zombie

Another term for the mentally challenged. They move slow, they slur their speech, but unlike real zombies, they don't want to eat your brains. They only want hugs.

After the Special Olympics, I was overrun by a hoard of affectionate zombies.

by King Mob Is Dead September 1, 2008

adrection

When you get an erection from all those pornographic ads/popups. People usually have the urge to click the ads and get a harder boner.

Jimmy: I was on this site when I got an erection from this porn ad! I got an adrection! Better wank it off!

by THEMEOWMIXMAN December 29, 2007

LOVE N AFFECTION

Term used by the hit group 'BASICNINE'.

Hey fam, love n affection!

by BASICNINE May 2, 2017

The Amity Affliction

Australian band. They sing about anchors.

Not to be confused with Anchorman
For further, unrelated reading, see: Morning glow

Stewart: Dude, do you know The Amity Affliction?
Jensen: Yeah.
Stewart: Well I got this mad awesome tattoo.
Jensen: Oh yeah Stewart, what is it?
Stewart: It's a bunch of anchors!!!!!11
Jensen: Wow, there are so many of them...
Stewart: I know right, I'm just free forever now aye?
Jensen: Fuck off Stewart. Get a haircut.

by TheLocationOfCheese October 7, 2012

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.

Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!

by 86937163470 January 21, 2009