Austar

Austar - an Australian company that services people satellite TV. Not that many people can afford having it because it takes up a lot of time. I have it and not many I know have it - but it's great! Saturday and Sunday afternoons are so boring and austar is great to have because there are so many channels. I love Fox8, CI, Nickelodeon, Comedy, and Movie One, Movie Two, Movie Extra etc

Person 1 & 2: Why should we go over your
Person 3: I have austar
Person 1 & 2: OK, let's go!

by who r u? February 17, 2009

Asstard

A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.

That cutting list was made by an asstard

by Dolman zol August 6, 2014

asstard

A word commonly used to describe someone (typically of the male gender) and their actions towards others. Often actions similar to those of asses and retards... hense. Asstard.

Damion is an asstard... enough said.

by Mel-Steff October 19, 2009

asstard

A jerk (asshole) that is stupid or retarded

what an asstard!; Hi's/she's a supid asstard!

by Cornucopia of Ass May 21, 2006

asstards

A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com

Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.

by Lifeisaglitch April 21, 2006

Asstard

Not quite an asshole, retard, or a bastard but, a asstard!

That guy is a big asstard.

by Robspace August 16, 2010

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009