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Attitude Adjustment

A finishing move used by WWE superstar John Cena, in which the wrestler hoists the opponent onto their shoulders and drop them sideways. It is often considered by various wrestling fans as one of the weakest and least impactful moves in professional wrestling.

Prior to 2009 when WWE introduced new PG rules, the move was officially known as 'The F-U', a play on Brock Lesnars somewhat simlar finisher 'The F-5'.
OMG, Cena's gonna hit the Attitude Adjustment on Batista! This match is over!
by JK2010 March 17, 2011
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adjusties

That rides got adjusties
by fdhdfhf April 27, 2008
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Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.
by W. H. Wallace November 8, 2007
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Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.
Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!
by Mr E August 19, 2008
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Alabama Attitude Adjustment

The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.
by Spencer Thayer November 8, 2007
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Attitude Adjuster

A simple punch to the temple with your middle knuckle, or any comfortable knuckle to change anyone's attitude.
"If you don't stop I'm going give you the Attitude Adjuster."
"Crap, I just got the Attitude Adjuster."
by cheezusrice321 February 5, 2009
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A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
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