Adjacent Bust Friendly

When your ok blowing your load within the same proximity as a bro friend, like during an orgy.

Yo Chat! Thank god I brought my ABF (adjacent bust friendly) friends with me to the orgy! I was afraid it was going to be like masterbating at church!

by Arnoldbrownsshwlviger August 11, 2025

Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

topic adjacent

Something that relates only slightly to the matter or topic at hand; peripherally.

Bradley was talking about how El Niño always floods Los Angeles, then he immediately brought up how much of an idiot Donald Trump is. Because Trump was visiting Los Angeles at the time, Ian said that the segue was in fact topic adjacent.

by BabyFishMouth June 21, 2023

Swingers adjacent

When you're willing to swing with only one other couple.

We are swingers adjacent, we only have sex occasionally with another couple

by Anabananaish July 3, 2025

Twitter-adjacent

1. Any person who also uses twitter can be described as “twitter-adjacent” to you

2. Common language to describe your non affiliation with someone famous on social media

3. The relationship all of us elder millennials had with Tom on MySpace.

Example 1:

“Uh uh! Watch out that mf’er is crazy. Wait to he gets all obsessed with you cause you two are twitter-adjacent! “

Example 2:

Me: “Girl, i love Chris Lake! Like, i get turned on just being twitter-adjacent to him.”

Girl: ”You so crazy!

by Bareback Banshee August 6, 2024

Gay Adjacent

When people that are not LBGT use pronouns in their email signature.

Did you see Trevor's email signature? He is gay adjacent.

by BasedinBC September 21, 2023

Homeless Adjacent

Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation

•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc

•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t

I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.

by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023