muddy acorn

When the tip of a mans penis has shit on it as a result of anal sex

After bubba pulled his cock out of my ass, I noticed I gave him a muddy acorn

by Cb & ck February 6, 2018

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

Matress Actress

A female actor in the adult entertainment industry.

Joslyn James is a matress actress, those could have been anyone's baby.

by Duncmeister February 16, 2010

acorn licker

someone who is really bad dude. Or soeone who looks 'nutty lickin'

Guy: Hey you're a total acorn licker
Bob: Am not
Guy: yeah you totally lick acorns

by Rainbowsss January 16, 2008

Actressing

When an actress is acting like an actress.

She was actressing with Ice T on the set of law and order.

by Notian June 8, 2014

Acorn Politics

A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.

An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures

by Onecanuck September 14, 2009

Hundred Acres Manor

Pittsburgh's scariest, 100% volunteer haunted house. Located in South Park PA.

"hey, do you want to go to Hundred Acres Manor this weekend?" "Hell yeah, that place scares the piss out of me."

by Elliot Gardner October 3, 2007