sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

by DanteM August 29, 2005

marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008

accidate

a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.

"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'

by hannahj May 28, 2006

accredibility

When you are dumb and think credibility has an "a" in front.

This author has hella accredibility.

by Hunter's lover April 24, 2016

Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.

Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003