sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.
sorry about the sex accident last night.
by DanteM August 04, 2005
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sex accident

we had a sex accident now we have f**kin twins
by Captain Klamydia February 26, 2009
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Car accident

Ha ha he got in a Car accident
by SenseiC&M83 November 25, 2021
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Iranian accident

Committing an act on purpose, but claiming it was a completely honest mistake
"Sir, we might have just bombed another hospital."

"don't worry it will be our little Iranian accident."
by Thoulur January 10, 2020
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Accident Forgiveness

A new technique used by Allstate to appeal to the Asian community in order for them to sign up for Allstate.
Black guy on Allstate commercials: With accident forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident.

Asian man: Honey, we go sign up for Arrstate!
by Tupac715 July 26, 2010
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bus accident

when you can't get off the bus (out of your car, into the house,walking on a beautiful day) in enough time to make it to the bathroom. therefore....causing a bus accident....LMAO so one shits their pants and causes you to have to throw away what ever you are wearing and clean up the mess.
riding on a bus and getting the feeling of "uh oh"....and not making it off the bus in time to get to a bathroom. thus you have a bus accident....shit your pants....
by freaky grace January 04, 2012
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