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Study Abroad Slut Syndrome

A mental condition that comes into the mind of guys waiting in the states for their long term girlfriends to return from studying abroad. It sets in about two months into the girlfriends studying abroad and causes their boyfriends to believe that they are messing around while in a foreign country. This can literally drive a man insane. However usually its true. Because why wouldnt their girlfriends fuck around with hot foreign guys that speak other languages that their boyfriends would never know about.

It can also apply to the females in the situation, whom in a normal environment in their home country would not even for a second think about cheating on their boyfriends, but third world countries are just so romantic some times that girls cant help but turn into study abroad sluts.
"Hey man when does your girlfriend get back from Germany?" "Fuck it, I know shes got study abroad slut syndrome over there!" "How did you find out?" "I dont actually have any evidence Im just making assumptions but I know im right!"

"Hey girls, Renzo is going to take me home for the night! Wooooo!" "Aww, did you and your boyfriend at home break up?" "Im only going to be in Chile once! Im a study abroad slut!! He'll be waiting when I come home"
by brokechinchana December 10, 2012
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Aeropostales

Noun.

1. a group or "flock" of preps who share similar values and over pay for brightly coloured clothing bearing the "aeropostale" logo. they are occasionally seen wearing other brand names such as holister or abercrombie. aeropostales can usually be found around the volleyball court, flirting with teachers, listening to radio music or flinching at dirty jokes
"Look, there go the aeropostales!"

"Woah, they exist outside the mall?!"

"I guess daddy's credit card got cancelled"
by David Berkowitz :) May 25, 2009
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Aborphins

The endorphins released in your brain after an abortion.
I was feelin' a little depressed this week until this morning's trip to the clinic. Now I'm riding an awesome wave of aborphins!
by Bruce from Family Guy October 23, 2010
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acrophilia

Being aroused or excited by heights, or by performing activities, perhaps of a sexual nature, at great heights.
Mark has a strong case of acrophilia, he wants to have sex at the top of the Empire State Building.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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aeroplane food

1. Something the airlines use as an excuse to charge you more.

2. A plastic container with words like 'Chicken and Rice', or 'Cottage Pie' printed on the lid, but which contains nothing that could be mistaken for these things.

3. A potent diarrhetic and/or poison. With this feature, aeroplane food was a key weapon during the cold war.
Passenger: "Oh Stewardess, there's a rat in my aeroplane food!"
Flight Stewardess: "No sir, that IS your aeroplane food."

BA, BOAC and Cathay Pacific all serve 'aeroplane food'.
by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
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Aéropostale

"I Love My Daddy"
My daughters wear these shirts and when I asked them what it means they have no idea. As their father I thought it important that I should understand what it means since they wear so many of these shirts so I looked it up online and found no meaningful definition. Since so many people wear these clothes and they look nice the word should have a meaningful definition so I've created one. From now on, Aéropostale now means "I Love My Daddy".
I know my daughters love me because they are always wearing their Aéropostale shirts.
by oibeachnc October 22, 2008
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Abrupt Poetry

A poem, normally a spoof of a well known rhyme, with an abrupt, surprising, and often explicit ending.
Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue
I like spaghetti, lets go fuck.

Hickory dickory dock,
suck my fucking cock.

All examples of abrupt poetry.
by RosesAreFuckYou August 23, 2011
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