Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom

Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.

After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."

For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.

Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.

by Kleeck July 8, 2011

Aniah

Aniah is usualy a lover ,she loves long relationships,but gets bored with anything else that seems to go on forever. she is a calm,passionate person, she is very friendly and tries to be at peace with the world but dont fuck with her bc she will knock a bitch out try her and find out aniahs are usualy one of a kind when you meet one dont let her go it will be hard to replace her just know aniah is one bamf

Nigga its aniah u dumbass, Damn she got that booty

by samueljonhmann December 18, 2010

Ariah

Ariah is an really good friend and a pronominal girlfriend she brought me out of my darkest moments. Ariah has the hottest hair ever. Her kiss is the best and cute af I am in love with her!

Dude she fire

I know her names Ariah
Duh

by Brrrrrrroski January 13, 2020

Ariah

that awesome girl that you know. kind of loud. loves to be the center of attention. makes friends really quickly. doesn't care what haters think. drama queen.

Have you met Ariah?
Hell yeah she's awesome!

by Ariela96 July 3, 2011

Aniah

A girl who is super sweet but can also be mean and bossy. she is very beautiful and caring and makes a good friend/girlfriend. she is a good leader and loves doing sports.

Is that Beyoncé? No bitch that's Aniah

by B I T C H May 19, 2018

Abisha Uhl

One of the most amazing lead singers ever! From Sick of Sarah, a kick ass indie rock band.

Gabby: Ya know that girl, Abisha Uhl?
Meg: Dude, from Sick of Sarah?

Gabby: Yeah, isn't she such a sexy badass?

Meg: OMG yeah! Their band's amazing=)
Gabby: Hellz yeah!

by BellicoseBri<3 September 30, 2009

kissing abraham lincoln

performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shaved to the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard.

Man, I went down on my girlfriend last night and it was like kissing Abraham Lincoln..

by totalg33k February 21, 2008