collin

girls like to have sex with him all the time

fuck me good collin

by garnercollin February 27, 2017

Collin

An ignorant ape that originated in Nigeria. Practically denies every statement you make. Is a lesbian 10 year old weeb. Doesn't understand sexual jokes and is completely oblivious to his surroundings. Also is very religious.

The Collin was banished from his friends because he doesn't understand what the hell is happening.

by Ape Master November 9, 2016

collin

Someone who every one asks for directions and computer based knowledge; creepy at times; likes to hump random things

What kind of porn are you looking at?? Nana juice? Don't be a Collin.

by VagBeav September 9, 2006

Collin

The name of a very good looking guy, who will always be there for his friends, but once you fall for him he'll act like nothing ever happened. He won't give you a straight answer, even if he does like you back. He's a total chick magnet, but a horrible flirter. Once he gets a girlfriend, he starts acting a little different towards his best girl friend, because he cares about his new relationship too much to risk jealousy. But none the less, he's a truly amazing guy, that you know will always be there for you through thick or thin.

"See Zack over there? Yeah, hes got the ladies all over him. Even his best girl likes him. He's acting like SUCH a Collin."

by JustSomeoneHere January 10, 2012

Collins

A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.

That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!
Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!

by Random Talker January 11, 2009

The Collin

When you don’t pass a government standardized test

“I pulled ‘the Collin’ on my EQAO last week, I got a 44%!”

by freddie69 February 8, 2021

collins

To be slightly intoxicated while sleeping with an unattractive woman. Then to later explain that you were heavily intoxicated and didn't remember what happened.

Dude, I can't believe you slept with that chick that night, she was so fat and pissed herself on the couch.

Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.

by jason "party" collins August 10, 2007