buttfuck nowhere

somewhere far away from everything

"Dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003

buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.

Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama

by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008

sym'o buttfuck

a male who buttfucks a younger women in a high school bathroom. Usually contracts a STD and or from making out with them he gets Gingivitis.

Jordon:(walks past girl) He you wanna go to the bathroom with me.
Girl: Nah, you are a SYM'O BUTTFUCk i don't want your STDs or Gingivitis.
Ugly Girl: I will jordon!!!
Jordon:FUCK MY LIFE!

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret January 4, 2012

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

East Buttfuck

1. Any place that's in the "middle of nowhere".

2. Another name for Quincy, Massachusetts.

It took me over an hour to get here, I live over there in East Buttfuck.

by MRT3 May 9, 2009

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022

Buttfuck insane

An exclamatory phrase used in a fit of rage to denote an idea or concept that seems to supersede any realm of reality

“Have oral sex with a cow? On a Sunday? You must be buttfuck insane”

by Aspergicbastarx September 13, 2020