Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey it’s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: It’s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

Slap a tall girls ass or compliment the ass

Slap a tall girls ass but unless your a pussy compliment them it’s on October 23rd.

Hey tall girl, it’s slap a tall girls ass or compliment the ass day wanna slap my ass?

by imtallsoslapmyass October 22, 2019

National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Slap a bobby day!

Slap a bobby day. A special day to slap any body called bobby on the 5th of every month. (Hit them extra hard if they are so annoying)

Carl: yo its slap a bobby day!
Jim: omg

Bobby: Oh Crappppp
Romy aka me: haha im so happy i made this
Jim: and ur annoying
Jim: *slaps extremely hard* * slaps even harder* and thats for cheating on me
Nadia: yess big broo

by jimthewall December 4, 2019