Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

Humphrey

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.

Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.

Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.

Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is.
Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...

by IPullBitches April 24, 2022

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

maddy humphrey

a lanky figure

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!

by annabella67 April 15, 2020

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.

"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."

by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014