gag-a-fart

A condition where a person starts gagging and farts in unison with each gag.

She started gagging and farting at the same time during oral sex. A gag-a-fart is a real mood crusher.

by Gag-a-ster August 22, 2011

lay a fart

(variants: cut, let, rip, or crack may replace lay)

to flatuate

He laid the worst fart I had ever smelled.

by Light Joker July 29, 2005

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 17, 2006

Does a fart make an echo?

That is if someone farted and it was loud enough and happened at the right would it make an echo?

One of the unanswered questions of the universe. Sometimes asked by someone who is high on pot etc.

Hey man, does a fart make an echo?

by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012

vanished like a fart in the wind

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .

Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

by Crgreen January 20, 2017

far end of a fart

When you cannot or will not give in

You two would argue til the far end of a fart

by Buggerme January 28, 2017