bysfunctional

When you are bi sexual and dysfunctional at the same time

That girl is so bysfunctional around her girlfriend.

by Jaseypooo May 11, 2019

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

Predictile Dysfunction

Predictile dysfunction (PD) means that you cannot get and/or maintain a prediction. In some cases the prediction becomes partly firm, but not hard enough to actually perform. In severe cases of PD, there is no movement in the prediction at all.

The media had a bad case of predictile dysfunction when projecting Hillary w to win the presidency.

by KS Dilydalier January 24, 2017

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.

Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.

by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022

Weapon of Mass Dysfunction

A person or object that causes high levels of problems for people, organizations and groups.

John Swanson is such a screw up he is like a weapon of mass dysfunction for our group.

by Coolest Man Alive July 19, 2011