java zoned

When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.

Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.

by Callacas January 4, 2013

Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.

Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.

by Latin Rite September 4, 2013

National Sleep With the friend zoned guy day

October 16th. This is for the friend zoned men. This is the day where any of your close female friends have to sleep with you ;)

“Hey come over”

“No we’re just friends”

“But it’s national sleep with the friend zoned guy day”

by Heheheuknow October 14, 2019

friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.

P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL

by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009

Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself

Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.

by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017

Dad Zoned

When a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. No one's as close to a girl as her dad. The consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.

John looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him "Dad." Because of this, all of the girls call John "Dad" as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. John has in effect been Dad Zoned.

by tribefan247 January 25, 2016

pro zoned

When someone is being used for their professional skills without having a chance of furthering the relationship beyond a professional one. Similar to friendzoned.

Serrina: Dang... Drew isn't around anymore, he just hangs out with that girl all day. Is he friendzoned?
Jimmy: Na, he's pro zoned, too busy taking photos and videos for her.

by dokipress March 6, 2017