zing

when you don't understand something (it "Zings" past you); can be signified by swiping hand over head while saying, "ZING!"

Bob: yo! what's up foo!
John: hey! so guess what i learned todaY!!! a plus b times c divided by two thousand minus ten million over 6 digits times three is equal to the velocity of a pterydactol times three billion over two ducks
BOb: ....ZING!

by BLAH!!!! June 5, 2005

ZING

a rating system were something that looks abit fruity, or just pleasant to the eye receives a zing

check the bumper on that girl she definately gets my zing rating

by tupat October 8, 2008

zing

to mock in a delightfully funny manner. Usually involves cursing

Why don't you eat, shit and die, oh that's a zing

by TC1 November 2, 2002

zing

to run away frm someone as fast as u can

qwik blud
lets zing now!

by Chikstah Lyk..Chantal December 21, 2007

Zing

A better alternative to amazing.

That was totally zing dude!

by archekoeln September 12, 2015

Zing

A very bad word often used by children usually to represent a bad word or imply one mainly by 11/12 year olds.

Kid 1: Zing You
Kid 2:you suck

by HeyItsMe_079 September 12, 2016

Zing

To go on a 5 day bender while getting blackout drunk or general fuckedupness to the point where you have to make up the most ridiculous of excuses to Zing out of work for the next 5 days.

Oh I got so blackout that I Zinged the shit out of this week

by Kloooooove December 6, 2017