New Zealander

people that come from New Zealand! Nice people, beautiful country, a country that aussies are jealous of.

Disadvantages: Being so close to australia

New Zealanders are very friendly people. I enjoyed visiting NZ very nice country!

by Katarina October 8, 2005

Old Zealand

Noun
Where the fuck is it? I don’t know? Why is there a New Zealand if there is no Old Zealand? Help me find Zealand.

“Old Zealand isn’t real”

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019

new zealand canteen

Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.

Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"

by cokenbollz October 18, 2008

Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.

Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.

by Izja March 6, 2021

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

zubala

(zú-buh-luh)

A verbal “hex” utilized while playing pool to negatively affect an opponent’s shot. Can only be used once a game. (See also “noonan” used in golf.)

“Devin was shooting at the 8-ball for the win so I uttered ‘zubala’ in order to make him miss.”

“He got zubalad and missed.”

by Grandpasmith April 6, 2022

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019