Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Zooon

A legend from the minecraft server snapcraft, also known as NizeUp. Hated by some, loved by many. He is known for getting his way and will do anything to keep it that way.

Person 1: All my stuff has been taken by Zooon
Person 2: Mine too
Person 1: He’s killed me 7 times today
Staff: Send proof (*there is none*)

by iMaartennn November 6, 2019

zoonotic

A word that derives from the Greek ζώον that describes the state of having thoughts that were probably thought up by monkeys (or other animals) , but are potentially infectious to other humans.

what a zoonotic thing to do

by argonaught April 22, 2011

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

Zoomnonsense

Zoomnonsense: A Zoom meeting with 10 or more participants where all or most of them have no idea what the purpose of the meeting is, or if they do know what the purpose is, they think it's a ridiculous waste of time. At Zoomnonsense meetings you usually see a lot of the participants suddenly bending out of the image frame. Many have the sound on mute so that nobody at the meeting hears them talking to people in their house.

Zoomnonesense meetings frequently end in breakout groups where people mysteriously disappear, never to be seen again at the meeting.

I can't believe Sue and Stephanie were doing a sorority squat during their Zoom meeting. It must have been Zoomnonsense, so probably nobody cared.

Damn, there's supposed to be 20 people at this Zoom meeting and I only see six in their image frames. It must be zoomnonsense.

by Del Ritchie October 30, 2020