The most utterly buttfucking terrifying cartoon I have ever seen. Based on yet-another-monster-battling card game, features a disturbing little anime boy with creepy eyes, starfish hair and a baritone voice.
by tengu shoes November 10, 2004
a shameless Japanese mockery of Ancient Egyptian history that bases its story on Ancient Egyptian Religious leaders that played a dumb card game, and teens must continue their quest to defeat some evil guy.
Yugi: Let's duel! You're evil and no good!
Kaiba: Evil is the way to go, you stupid brat!
ME: You're both stupid and this whole Yu-Gi-Oh story is stupid... :(
Kaiba: Evil is the way to go, you stupid brat!
ME: You're both stupid and this whole Yu-Gi-Oh story is stupid... :(
by bman243 March 16, 2007
by Keiosu September 17, 2004
a reviloutianry technique that has finally given the world a clear way to tell if someone is gay , homosexual , queer etc.
1.Hmm, hes playing yu-gi-oh and enjoying it
2.Interesting observation, he is...
1. Oh god hes making out with another guy!
2. The system is flawless!
2.Interesting observation, he is...
1. Oh god hes making out with another guy!
2. The system is flawless!
by fuck you all December 07, 2004
usually meets the following criteria:
1. no job
2. no life
3. graduated from college and has nothing better to do
4. lonely, so one would try to force others to play with him (misery loves company)
5. no job
6. no life
1. no job
2. no life
3. graduated from college and has nothing better to do
4. lonely, so one would try to force others to play with him (misery loves company)
5. no job
6. no life
"Hey, wanna play YUGIOH?? It's an awesome strategy game!! what? you're not interested? you wanna go out and do stuff, like work, hang out, and play sports? you SURE you don't want to play? ehh? ehhhh? c'mon!
by yugi-UGH December 01, 2004
1. Cardgame played by children between 8-12. As with most other cardgames; the cards are overpriced and playing it pretty much guarantees that you will not have a social life and/or be constantly beaten up*.
2. Spin-off TV show of said cardgame. highlights include cards that come to life (admit it, who wouldn't want to be able to summon a 60ft high monster in the middle of a crowded shopping centre), characters with the fashion tastes of Boy George and plots that can confuse MENSA members**.
* Although there is hard evidence for Yu-Gi-Oh fans being homosexuals Some girls have also been seen playing it. Therefore some Yu-Gi-Oh fans may be able to find equally geeky girls, eliminating the need for homosexuality.
** The dubbed version of the cartoon suffers mainly from over-zealous censors, characters who sound like they have been voiced by stroke victims and constant mention of friendship, the fate of the world and the "heart of the cards".
2. Spin-off TV show of said cardgame. highlights include cards that come to life (admit it, who wouldn't want to be able to summon a 60ft high monster in the middle of a crowded shopping centre), characters with the fashion tastes of Boy George and plots that can confuse MENSA members**.
* Although there is hard evidence for Yu-Gi-Oh fans being homosexuals Some girls have also been seen playing it. Therefore some Yu-Gi-Oh fans may be able to find equally geeky girls, eliminating the need for homosexuality.
** The dubbed version of the cartoon suffers mainly from over-zealous censors, characters who sound like they have been voiced by stroke victims and constant mention of friendship, the fate of the world and the "heart of the cards".
Yu-gi-oh diehard: There is no way that you can beat me! My monster has 4000 attack points, and it's special effect means that you can't attack it!
Normal person: (walking by) Beat you at what?! I'm just catching a bus.
Normal person: (walking by) Beat you at what?! I'm just catching a bus.
by Martianorbit July 26, 2005
definition 1.
another lame cartoon shoved down our throats by Japan to get flushed down the crapper alongside pokemon, digimon, etc. it's about an incredibly stupid card game surrounding incredibly stupid characters involved in incredibly stupid plots and scenarios. it's watched and played by 4-9 year-old boys, and any dude that falls beyond that age group who watches and plays it is just a sad loser. SAD, I SAY. i mean, come on, its about a FREAKING CARD GAME!!! and if any of you sad loser yugioh fans are reading this, i need only to point to my name...
definition 2.
probably the next thing on eminem's ToDiss list
see poo for further reading
another lame cartoon shoved down our throats by Japan to get flushed down the crapper alongside pokemon, digimon, etc. it's about an incredibly stupid card game surrounding incredibly stupid characters involved in incredibly stupid plots and scenarios. it's watched and played by 4-9 year-old boys, and any dude that falls beyond that age group who watches and plays it is just a sad loser. SAD, I SAY. i mean, come on, its about a FREAKING CARD GAME!!! and if any of you sad loser yugioh fans are reading this, i need only to point to my name...
definition 2.
probably the next thing on eminem's ToDiss list
see poo for further reading
Sad Loser: "now, my Pink FatAss Dragon, i will fuse your Onion Breath with my own Garlic Fart to attack! COME FORTH FROM MY BOOTY, SMELLY LIGHTNING STRIKE!!!"
Sadder Loser: "no! i lost! now you're taking my best card, and my mind will be banished to the Shadow Realm!*
*<Sadder Loser translation>
"i'm gonna have to go home now and cry myself to sleep tonight, cuz i have no friends and i am a nerdy little wiener that needs my cards to compensate for the fact that i have no life! why can't i be as popular as yugi? what, do i need a freaking bucket of hair gel? or is it that all sane people realize it is just a kiddie show about a FREAKING CARD GAME?!!!!! OMG! I REALLY AM A LOSER!!!!!"
Sadder Loser: "no! i lost! now you're taking my best card, and my mind will be banished to the Shadow Realm!*
*<Sadder Loser translation>
"i'm gonna have to go home now and cry myself to sleep tonight, cuz i have no friends and i am a nerdy little wiener that needs my cards to compensate for the fact that i have no life! why can't i be as popular as yugi? what, do i need a freaking bucket of hair gel? or is it that all sane people realize it is just a kiddie show about a FREAKING CARD GAME?!!!!! OMG! I REALLY AM A LOSER!!!!!"
by Screw-You-All who like Yu-Gi-Oh October 31, 2004