Your Mother

Your mother sleeps with many men and woman, myself included. She was very hot last night and was definitely into some kinky shit. She called a bag of rice hot when she was high.

Charelanda : Why hello Anna, the party last night was great! Why didn't you come?
Anna : I did cum, while I was doing your mother.

Charelanda : Last night?
Anna : Yes, last night. *puts on cool sunglasses*

by ThatLesbianDaddy🐼 January 1, 2022

your mother

is a filthy whore also a term used to offend.

you:Your just a little whore
me: yes and so is your mother

by csproatocast April 30, 2004

Your Mother

The equivalent of 1000 medusa glares,10 michael jacksons,86.4 gorillas,has enough food between her folds of fat to feed the universe for 3 centuries,and when she passes gas the can kill anything living within 6 leagues.Her stench is so potent,those with fish odor syndrome smell like fresh picked daisies.

Osama:DEAR ALAH,SAVE US!IT'S YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

by A very scared person... March 22, 2010

your mother

word commonly used in the Highlands of scotland another word for it is your maer. (your mother)

George: hey wats up

Frankie: Your mother

by Iain Baey December 28, 2005

Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012

Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!

Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!

by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018

[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008