Jerking His Yert

Fancy way of saying male masturbation

He loved Jerking His Yert to his favorite OnlyFans accounts

by organcontainer March 31, 2020

Yert

Yert, is when yeet is at its full meme power.

Monika: I can yeet faster than you
Shaniqua: YERT!

by Yuri and yowi October 20, 2018

Yert

Yert and yerting are word that can be used to replace other words

Shut the yert up

Can Touch your yert

by Big bessie May 10, 2017

Yerted

When the team in first place gets beat by the team in last place, like Yertle the Turtle from Dr. Seuss.

The Lakers got yerted by the Thunder last night.

The Lions gave the Patriots the yert on Sunday.

by TheFuckingLeague November 4, 2023

Yert

A silly salmon

Time to yert myself in the sea

by Yerter July 3, 2019

Yert Mugabe

When you close your eyes Yert Mugabe looks over you into your soul. He is of Eritrean descent 6 foot 7 has a grey mullet and a ginger beard weighing 198plds. There is only one Yert Mugabe and there will only ever be 1 Yert Mugabe.

Person 1:"We just got destroyed in pro clubs division 3.
Person 2:"Let me guess was if by Yert Mugabe and his Wousego Hoolgar teamates"
Person 1:"It was indeed his meer presence led them to victory even with the offside merchant Barry on their team

by YERT MUGABE July 20, 2021

Yert

Yert is the after effect when a lactose intolerant person eats yogurt specifically

1; I shouldn't have eaten that yogurt
2: yeah dude, you're totally going to yert

by unwanted-future January 29, 2019