lawnmower

A small cheap/inexpensive car such as a Honda Civic with a huge spoiler on the back.

I could just grab the back of that Civic and mow my lawn with it.

by Charon October 13, 2004

lawnmower parent

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...

Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...

by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016

Boston Lawnmower

to take a dump onto a person's pubic region and then shave their pubic hair whilst the poo is still in it.

Ryan did a boston lawnmower on melissa and now she's all clean shaven.

by profparnham October 10, 2007

Ivory Lawnmower

The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs.

"Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"

Ivory=Teeth
Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs

by Sean Campbell, Submitted by Justin Briones/Evans September 9, 2008

The Lawnmower

When inserting anal beads into your partner slowly, then pulling them out really fast producing the sound of a lawnmower starting.

Alex: Mary can I start you lawnmower?
Mary: NO!

by Mary Roach March 8, 2007

French Lawnmower

A sex act involving a male and two females.

A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.

Derivative of the wheelbarrow.

"Why Geoffrey, that was a wild french lawnmower we had with Beryl after bowls."

by stupocalypto October 23, 2011

got a lawnmower

when someone believes their "ass is grass" because of a certain someone, that person is then known to have a lawnmower.

alex - if pete finds out i ragged his girlf before him, my ass is grass, and he's got a lawnmower, ya dig?

brian - straight up nigger!

by aslan. August 21, 2008