your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.

dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

your dad

your dad is gone

the reason you have to milk is because your dad is gone

by Jesus watches you sleep May 3, 2022

Your dad

Your dad

Your dad

by Reuked Your Dad Gaming May 12, 2022

Your Dad

got milk

Your dad went to get milk then when he came back you won the lottery.

by The Generic One May 19, 2022

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022