Xander

A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.

Hey Xander!!

by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 29, 2018

Xander

Dead

Your xander now

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Xander

Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.

You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?

by inkweaver October 22, 2019

Xander

A weirdo cuz y not

Wow your a real xander

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

xander

The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus

"lmao is that xander?"
"watch out he might get on his knees and pleas for yo girl too!"

by caretyulez224 April 07, 2021

Xander

Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3

Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh

by Can'tTELLu May 21, 2019

Xandering

To look at ladies and decide if they are 'hot or not'.

Boy1: She is hot!
Boy2: Bro stop Xandering!

by DaveBatesYT July 16, 2017