Woodchip Kiss

A kiss of true love.
Not an "oh it's time to take a picture -- let's fake romance!" kiss or an overly dramatic kiss that there is no reason for.
A woodchip kiss is rare (it often occurs only once in a lifetime). But it can often make a lifetime. It can often make life worth living.

Woodchip Kiss:

He pulled her into his arms and held her close. Gently, his fingers brushed her rosy cheek. His eyes gazed into hers, filled with warmth.

"I love you. I always have and always will" he said, and his lips met hers.

by Guinevere7 February 27, 2010

Woodchippy

Having the characteristics of a woodchip.

Usually meant for a guy.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.

The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.

Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woodchippy! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."

Clara: "Erik is pretty woodchippy too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."

Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woodchippy."

by Clarediette February 26, 2010

Woodchuck

A Woodchuck is a northern redneck, typically lives in the woods or rural areas. Typically a slur for white trash in the north east United States.

I’m not going on the mountain, I heard some woodchucks were shooting guns up there.

by Unwantedsonofgod October 2, 2019

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A riddle asked to little children and is still unanswerable.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, to measure the amount, the chucker had to count, which only a human could. Well if the counter couldn't chuck and the chucker couldn't count then there is nothing each other could say. The only conclusion and the single solution is that chucking wood is gay.

No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.

The answer is Undefined

by Narto928 June 6, 2009

woodchuck

A term used for a native Vermonter who displays Vermont characteristics. Derogatory if used by a person out of state, otherwise known as a flat-lander, or "out of stater".

The flat-lander from out of state who cannot drive in snow called the maple-syrup chugging, logger who owns a farm and wears plaid a "woodchuck", as the woodchuck pulled the $50,000 SUV with a ski-rack out from the ditch with his rusty tractor which he was driving down the highway.

by JoeytheNifty November 5, 2003

Woodchipped

1. adj. To have your heart stolen or captured by a woodchip (a really hot guy)
2. v. To have been a woodchipper (to have stolen or captured a girl's heart)

Example 1:
Abby was totally woodchipped by Adam

Example 2:
Adam totally woodchipped Abby

by YoAnnaBanana5 February 28, 2010

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?


Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
....
sawford dies

by EmilieStone January 19, 2009