Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

woofers

Another way to say "doggos"

I see those cute woofers

by KRC [Anonymous] January 05, 2021

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Woofer

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Woofer

A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.

I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty

by Theowuy July 06, 2023

spoofy woofer

Whatever the hell you want it to be!...Its like a thingy majig...but diferent.

Hand me that there Spoofy Woofer

by Ashten March 14, 2018

Woofer tickets

Tickets to the latest concert.

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?

by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 07, 2025