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Woman

Someone who has been put on this earth just to suffer. Someone who gets accused of being inherently selective after being explained the biological reason for men's wide hips preference.Someone who get's told they have no accomplishments and is asked why they hate you after. Someone who, together with their kids, unarmed, get stuck in the middle of a war, raped and killed but never remembered. Someone that spent history being gathered in harems, being forced to commit suicide in fire and being the disposable baby and kid of the family. Someone who gets hated for being financially depended or independent. Someone who get's all the bad labels that exist: cowardly, greedy, lustful, depth-lacking, stupid, authoritarian, untrustworthy, jealous, hostile, a burden, the reason for all bad things in the world.Someone who can't walk at night and can't see during daylight neighter.Someone who, even if they play by the rules of men and gives up rights if they can't reach up to a standard, will still be called imperfect men by itelectuals. Someone who, in nature, is the equivalent of who gets aborted by it's own spiderling, can be raped to death with barbs, mostly a single mom and who eats the last after they cought the pray, but listens to men saying they got the short end of the stick. Someone who can't discipline their kids but is also a kid abuser. Someone who has to care about everyone but is too evil to rule. Someone who makes up good robots because they also make up good slaves.
Man 1: Women were never opressed!!! Behave equally otherwise it's unfair to men.
Woman: ok
Man 2: Suck it foid! We are the superiour gender because we always opressed you. If you'll ever not be submissive, we will lose our jobs, marriages and have out entire legacy disrespected.
Woman:...........??????
by entity 1 February 26, 2023
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Woman

(n.) Someone who has never had to, nor ever has to worry about being kicked in the balls
Person 1: Do you think getting kicked in the crotch would hurt a woman as much as it hurts men?
Person 2: Now way! Women don't have balls to get kicked.
by Professor Polyglot April 25, 2023
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Woman

A person of Female anatomy with a uterus and a vagina
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Woman

That sure it's a man, thats a woman
by Mr feet April 20, 2021
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Woman

a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
by Dikk Fitzwelll October 31, 2012
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Woman

yo check out my new woman
by the reborn Jesus October 24, 2017
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Woman

woman = adult FEMALE human;

womanhood is the experience of:
being born FEMALE and
having been socialised as FEMALE and
having the LIVED EXPERIENCE of being FEMALE (which is something quite definitive in a patriarchal culture);

MALES are NEVER women - it's biologically and psychologically impossible for a male to even comprehend what is the reality of being a woman.
She is a woman.
by intangibleassets June 1, 2018
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