withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

Wither

Some bitch ass nigga.

stfu wither

by cliios December 06, 2022

wither

the person who's fingered a tree and simps for the green dog in paw patrol. zey are also rlly funny and have a good taste in music #stanmitski

"what kind of person would find a dog attractive??"

"wither.."

by miloafe July 26, 2021

Withers

To be blue balled

Little John goes to his doctor
Doctor: What seems to be the problem mate?
John: My balls are swollen and sore after being with my mrs last night.
Doctor: Seems to me you have a case of the withers

by kingofthelads February 24, 2022

withers

Disappearing and boycotting a planned lunch

Where is Matt? We planned a team lunch today.

He's done a withers

by Portia2019 March 18, 2019

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 29, 2010

Withered freddy

The pre-fnaf 1 variant of Freddy fazbear, was used to make you freddy

Guy 1: did you hear night 2? Guy 2: no, withered Freddy got me

by Urnevergonnagivemeup December 05, 2022