Hose Dozer

A woman of ill repute that just wrecks a cock, on a regular basis.
Leaves it broken, battered or beleaguered.
Usually involves intoxication.
Can pertain to a novice, or the most professional of professionals!

Form the Latin Hosius Perditor Dosious (Dick Destroyer).
Hey, how was that girl you picked up last night?
Such a Hose Dozer. I may not have sex for a week!
by rad von awesome October 21, 2010
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Ross Hose

A hose on a hookah that is vastly inferior to any other hose on the same hookah or is a generally inadequate hose on any hookah.
I've got the Ross Hose, man, I can't get a good hit.
by ButtCheese100 July 04, 2011
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Hose Jockey

Look at all of those hose jockeys in the fire truck.
by Lucina November 10, 2006
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hose sniffer

A person who; 1. Hangs around firefighters with the intent of satisfing personal relationship disires. 2. Hangs around firefighters, firestations, or fire scenes due to fasination with/ desire to be a firefighter.
Hey Skyler, was that Harah that I saw you with last night at RTFD? Yeah, that hose sniffer wont leave me alone.
by Fireman137 September 01, 2007
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Gas hose

To firmly grab your penis (like a pump handle) and insert into an unsuspecting pocket of someone else. Then 'fill er up'.
You waited in line to pee? I just gas hosed that guy in the snowpants. He's a pocket full of premium.
by Blue Wafflr June 19, 2013
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Lightning Hoses

The mice have been chewing on these here lightning hoses.
by bas1563 February 06, 2021
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abusing the hose

it is a word used to define masterbation in some areas
i caught him abusing the hose this morning and, he's been shy ever since
,or,

kid-"what were you doing....abusing the hose..... or what"
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