Wichita

A slightly small little insignificant town in kansas. Where most people from surrounding bigger city's assume has, dirt roads, model-T's, Horses, and no technological advances. Which is not accurate at all.

T-mobile Call Center: Where are you having this lack of service, sir?
Angry Kansan: Wichita, Kansas
T-mobile Call Center: oh, well, after all you do live in kansas, i'd assume you wouldn't get any service at all.
Angry Kansan: * Various Explicitives*
T-Mobile Call Center: Okay ! Have a nice day

by Myg0ts2k September 5, 2006

Wichita Falls, TX

The City of Wichita Falls is conveniently located in the North East corner of the Panhandle/Plains area of North Texas. Wichita Falls is an economically dynamic city that is home to a variety of commerce and industry that have worldwide interests. The City has several "halls of knowledge", a strong global presence through Sheppard Air Force Base, a well educated, hard-working workforce and a community spirit centered around family & friends. People here are warm and friendly and "beautiful" in many ways. Contrary to previous opinion... there is quite a bit of entertainment and things do & to see that this thriving city offers. Offering a large artistic & cultural community; The Kemp Center for the Arts is amazing and is home to the Arts Council and an extremely talented Symphony Orchestra. There is a beautiful building and an outdoor Sculpture Garden, the NorthLight Gallery, the West End Studio, and downstairs they have local and regional artwork exhibits as well. The elegant Great Hall is the perfect setting for film, musical, dance and theatre performances. Dallas-Fort Worth area, & Oklahoma City are within a few hours drive where there are multiple levels of entertainment as well as many museums, restaurants, & theme parks available, as well as a huge night-life for all to enjoy. To sum it all up, the people, the city, and sights are worthy of a visit. Every place has many things to see and do if you are willing to get off of the couch and explore the area.

Wichita Falls, TX, Northlight, theater, beautiful

by Ella-Angel July 18, 2012

wichita whirlpool

When ramming your girl from behind in a bathroom you immediately shove her head in the toilet and flush.

Dude, I totally gave this girl a wichita whirlpool just now! But some ass forgot to flush before I hit that!

by thatjusthappened May 11, 2009

Wichita Wishbone

the act of ejaculation in the mouth in a manner to which man juice comes out the nose , like laughing milk, of the recipient.

I was tramping her throat with Jim nestlerod and after an explosion she received a Wichita wishbone.

by WillardFillmoore July 23, 2007

Wischillin'

Verb: To chill in Wisconsin.

1. I was bored of Illinois so I decided to go Wischillin'.
2. We'll be here just Wischillin'.

by xJadeOx September 23, 2010

Wichita State University

The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.

Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?

Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.

by impartial_derivative April 6, 2015

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008