Winnipeg

Winnipeg. The place with the highest crime rate in Canada. I call it the "New York" of Canada. It has natives that will jack you in a blink. Easy drugs. If you want to live anywhere in Canada, it is Winnipeg.

Josh: I am from Winnipeg.
Someother guy from someother country: oshit he must have a gun..lets run.

by Eric... December 28, 2005

winnerpeg

Lonely, insecure, delusional loser who calls himself a saint and sucks his own tiny cock.

That winnerpeg does nothing but eat spam, suck his own cock, and sneak into people's offices late at night.

by Trevor Jeremiah Friesen April 19, 2006

Winnipeg

City north of minnesota with similar architecture to chicago. Gateway to western canada.

by UW Admirer September 13, 2003

winnerpeg

Canadian slang for mentally retarded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. Typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. Winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. Favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autofellatio and trolling kiddy fun parks.

This winnerpeg needs to get a life. He sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled dick.

by Jesus_Is_God April 18, 2006

winnerpeg

v. tr. Claiming victory in undeniable defeat. Refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.

I can't believe George Bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.

by gregos April 15, 2006

Winnipeg wife swap

When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.

•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!

by LWG December 11, 2007

Winnipeg

Winnipeg is one big native reserve where the Indians will shank you without blinking. You will never see any more dirty savages anywhere else. It's the murder, car theft, gang (?)and car theft capatal of Canada. Crumbling roads and hot summers follewed by bone chilling winters. Has to be one of the worst places in Canada to live. Avoid even flying over Winnipeg in case your plane has to make an emergency landing.

Winnipeg, God doesn't live here.

by Stuck Here January 9, 2008