van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009

Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.

Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?

by manat31790 March 20, 2011

rats winkle

An exclamation of disgust because of failure. Most often used by the elderly or those of high intelligence.

"Aw rats winkle, the damn dog shit on my porch again!"

"Oh rats winkle, it seems the DOW is down again."

by Big Darcher December 21, 2008

shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.

"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

by SkyWayneTheLordOfYourMemes May 16, 2016

Cosby Winkle

(Adj.) When an Africa America male or a dirty white male has very undersized genitalia.

Chris Acer pulled out his Cosby Winkle when he was about to have sex with a "woman."

by Wiltimina December 23, 2016

Pinkle winkle mctinkle

Another term for uriantion

Your driving makes me Pinkle Winkle McTinkle in my pants!

by GucciMamaDillPickles January 2, 2017