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Windsor Handshake

A Windsor Handshake is the act of one male manually stimulating another male's penis with his hand or hands. To "Windsor" someone is to stroke there penis until they ejaculate. A proper Winsdor Handshake is completed when two males mutually maturbate each other.
Why not just give him a Windsor Handshake?
by Larry Loades September 21, 2010
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Half Windsor

When having sex with your girl, and your pants are by your ankles. Having sex quick without getting undressed.
I gave my girl the Half Windsor right before my friends picked me up.
by Nate Dizzle MA April 20, 2006
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Full Windsor

Sit a girl indian style and roll her on her back,then with your ass pointing towards her head squat and point your cock and plunge it in either hole.
So I was giving this chick the full windsor and I snapped a fart off of her shin! It was awesome!
by ghphilly October 24, 2009
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Jawnson Windsor Knot

When you tie a regular windsor knot and leave it tied when your remove it from your neck. Leave it sit in the closet for approximately 1 month as it marinates and molds into its form of an obtuse style of an knot. Thus when you now put it back onto your neck and tighten it up, it is now a Jawnson Windsor Knot. You are now a member of an very exclusive and proud Tie Knot Club that only a select few can say they are part of.
Today at work, Pops seen my tie and said oh snappers, thats a Jawnson Windsor Knot!
by P-W-S September 15, 2010
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West Windsor-Plainsboro Community Middle School

A middle school in West Windsor, NJ that pwns Thomas R. Grover Middle School in Mathcounts, Science Olympiad, and Sports. Commonly referred to as CMS or WWPCMS, they are full of asian nerds which participate in a lot of asian sports, such as tennis, and clubs/teams, such as Science Olympiad.

Thomas R. Grover Middle School is eternally worse than Community Middle School, as a result of mutliple clubs and sports.

The school mascot is the panther.
I go to West Windsor-Plainsboro Community Middle School and I love it there.
by kid asdfjkalak July 4, 2018
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Windsor, Ontario

A small gambling city in south-western Ontario. Known for bars and strip clubs. The highest rated casino in canada is Caesars Windsor. The only city between Miami florida and montreal Quebec where you must stop at a stop light on a major highway. Much of the city is currently employed by the automotive industry, but is transitioning to green energy creation. There are lots of strip clubs in windsor. The Black-Berry Billionaire grew up in windsor. Don't make fun of asian's here. Legal drinking age is 19 unlike 21 in detroit, attracting lots of 19 and twenty year olds to the Windsor club strip.
person1: "Yo bro lets go drinking!"
person2: "but im only 19!"
person1: "LETS GO TO WINDSOR, ONTARIO!"

person1:"Hey why is there so many wind turbines here?"
person2:"It's Windsor!"
by canadiankidfromontario April 17, 2011
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Windsor Tunnel

Sexual act named after the tunnel which connects Windsor, Ontario, Canada to Detroit Michigan. In it a man has anal intercourse (or HRA, hot rear action) with a 19 year old girl in the alley behind _____ (insert name of Windsor bar here).

It should be noted that 19 is the legal drinking age in Canada.
“Hey bro, where you been?"

"I just fucked that drunk american girl in the ass in the back alley!"

"Ah, you just took a detour through the Windsor Tunnel my man!"
by Misuk Shawncok June 18, 2008
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