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HOT WINK

The 'Hot Wink' is when you have an upset bowel (often owing to beer and a good Vindaloo the night before) and your anus is constantly "winking" all day to hold in the impending doom.
"I have the worst case of the hot wink right now"

or

"Can you hurry the fuck up in there, I have the hot wink"
by Stretch and The Tall Man. November 18, 2011
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Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.
Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.
by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011
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The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!
by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012
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Wet Winker

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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tipping the wink

Giving someone a hint/tip/lead which could result in them having an unfair advantage over a colleague or friend.
He was bound to win, John tipped him the wink.
by Bugsy September 10, 2003
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winkie grinder

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.
Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.
by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007
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Winage

A combination of ownage and win first though of by Richard Z.(Winage)
meaning the action of winning as opposed by the word ownage
WINAGE
by Winage October 18, 2010
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