by Fu kingcheese April 22, 2018
To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.
Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.
Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”
“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 14, 2025
by 3BigBootyBitches September 07, 2021
Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"
by Memimuer March 22, 2023
This term is used to describe a man who is utterly overwhelmed by insignificant circumstances and who often proclaimes his discomfort loudly and expects others to sympathize with his circumstances.
Jenny: Hey Alice I haven't seen your husband today. Is he alright?
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
Alice: he's fine he just drank too much last night and he's really hungover. He's been in bed all day and I have to wait on him hand and foot.
Jenny: Wow, he's such a wilting Lilly.
Fred: hey Bill would you like to go fishing today?
Bill: no Fred there's a 10% chance of rain today and I don't want to risk getting pneumonia.
Fred: Geez Bill aren't you the wilting Lily.
See also:
Pussy
Pansy
Buttercup
Millennial
by The Great White Monkey January 18, 2023
The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.
Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”
by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024