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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Pretty-in-Wilt

Someone who is beautiful, but broken.
"She's a 10, but she's a little crazy."

"Oh, c'mon, you and these pretty-in-wilts."
by pinknarcissus October 20, 2023
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Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.
Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."
by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025
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WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"
"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu
by Memimuer March 22, 2023
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Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.
Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.
by AnonColler January 3, 2024
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WiLTed

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs
“She WiLTed when she couldn’t handle being personified with the white dominant status quo.”
by SelkieSnug January 5, 2022
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pulling a wilt

having sex with more than three girls in the same day.
if you have done this, you should probably go right a book about it.
man: what'd you do last weekend?

guy: busy pulling a wilt

man: you're a true hero.
by Jason Israel March 10, 2008
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