Patrickism

A statement of unadulterated stupidity, often implying that the speaker is an incel or is struggling with a mental illness

Guy 1: I'm an alpha, loli-slaying god
Guy 2: That sounds like a Patrickism

by SueDeNym's pseudonym November 19, 2019

patrick

human perfection

as a patrick walks past you relish in the presence of a god.

by morty smith June 14, 2018

The Patrick's

The Patrick's are a group of two of more Patrick's working together in a work place not larger then 100 employees.
"Patrick's" are rare to begin with but together or in three's (extremely rare) are a sisterhood of hilarious outburst, melt downs, and drama.

"I once worked at a car dealership with not just two Patrick's but Three..... oh Boy.... "The Patrick's".... a blessing.
A curse, a dumpster fire... "

by PaddyEvans October 8, 2021

Patrick

Hott
Shemexy
Atracttive
Cute
Smart
Funny
Amazing
Awesome

girl2 - Did you see him!
girl1 - Yeah i think thats Patrick
girl2 - sure as hell thats Patrick he's so hott

by Megan Novotney April 9, 2009

patrick

probably the coolest mother you'll meet. he rocks! WOWOWOWOWOWOW IT'S PATRICK BITCH.

Lyk 0h3mg33 you guys, it's patrick bitch!

by luvs_ patrick May 25, 2009

Patrick

He is so much better than any guy ive met or any other girl he's met. He makes the girl feel so much better about herself. He's all around funny, and never puts a girl down. But dont piss him off he will literally kill you.

Girl 1-Yeah he was like feeling all up on me.
Girl 2-He was ?! Dont tell Patrick.

Patrick-Oh fuck im going to kick his ass !!

by Katie Webb April 18, 2010

Patrick

Leo Man Very handsome man with blue eyes. He is a Rico Suave will make you melt. Nice Body Strong hands.. Real life of the party. Can make you laugh ..mesmerizing at first then.makes you fall hard. but keeps you on a roller-coaster of emotion's never straight out verbally tells you feelings is EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE. Patrick is such a flirt...Will manipulate the truth to his benefit and turn your mad into a glad then sad ....Fake

Look at patrick he has a different woman in every city
Pat what,a stud muffin
Patrick star,weed
Patrick is Awesome Possuem

by Icared4youyouyou October 24, 2018