oscar mayer

A small little finger like dick

A small slender penis resembling a hotdog
If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
by hollysprings February 24, 2010
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John Mayer

I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him
Did you here John Mayer’s ready to be a StAr ⭐️
by Oofers 420 May 01, 2019
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The Oscar Mayer

When you take a shit, roll it in cellophane and shove it up an anus.
by Lord voltamort September 04, 2021
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John Mayer

To take a younger persons virginity and leave him or her shortly after.
You should John Mayer her.

I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.

If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
by Jason Lange December 26, 2010
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John Mayer

to be skilled at the guitar and songwriting like John Mayer
Hey man you hear this guy playin' and singin'? he is THE John Mayer of our county!
by SpiffyJ August 07, 2007
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John Mayer

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.

He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.
"I would make love all over John Mayer's Guitar"
by Theegg16 August 28, 2008
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Brandon Mayer

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 04, 2011
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