by hollysprings February 24, 2010

I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him
by Oofers 420 May 01, 2019

The Oscar Mayer.
by Lord voltamort September 04, 2021

You should John Mayer her.
I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.
If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
I'm not going to John Mayer her, it's against my morals.
If you John Mayer her, it's a courtesy, your giving her something to write a song about.
by Jason Lange December 26, 2010

by SpiffyJ August 07, 2007

An amazin guitarist/lyricist that can make anyone sit down and listen, and then cry for hours because he's so amazing and can't be replicated.
He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.
He also has the amazing ability to make guitarists that listen to nothing but crazy metal that has not one bit of singing in it become jealous and idolize every peice of work he does.
by Theegg16 August 28, 2008

Another stupid scene retard who got "famous" through Myspace and Facebook. With a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention from 12 year old girls. Claiming to be gay at 14 years old. His hair is pretty much dead from dying and ironing it, fucking twat. He has done much to increase internet popularity, whoring himself out on Facebook, Myspace, Vampirefreaks and Stickam and even sitemodeling.
by jijimuu July 04, 2011
