Bum Wiggler

"Pro" cyclists-- Usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home-- usually major, single lane roads-- and often not in the bike lane.

Not all "pro" (or pro-am) cyclists are bum wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you're already late for work.

That bloody Bum Wiggler with the Porsche jersey on Bridge St. showed up again. If he makes me miss the team meeting again I'm just going to run the bastard over.

by Numbers85 February 27, 2011

red wigglers

Red Wigglers are a premium variety of worms.

"Red wigglers, the Cadillac of worms!"

by Yarling Warbler April 8, 2020

Figgle siggled the Wigglers

Something that DIDNT happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen

by tenzla June 24, 2024

wiggler

someone who wiggles so much that the start to become a earfwarm. their gyat is so big and their skin is so pink and they are so fat and juicy

Avah is suchhhh wiggler

by Honrty Danger February 23, 2024

Tommy Wiggler

a relatively large penis that is slightly smaller than a Johnny Dangler

“Everyone said James was hung, but I didn’t know he had a Tommy Wiggler.”

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

white wiggler

Of African descent she's a nasty white wiggler for dating a white person mainly used by African Americans

She's girls she like dating white people she's a white wiggler.

by Fghjjkll March 9, 2024