matt wiffen

Someone who has super powers and has to wear meme glasses to contain his powers; apart of a super villain Maffia family!

Is that a Matt Wiffen!

by adwawdawa February 12, 2017

dick's wiff

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.

Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!

by Davedaveandgreg September 29, 2015

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003

wiffleball

the only, truly good substitution for baseball

sam plays wiffleball at pupque

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

wiffeldorfer

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

Wiffy

Shit / weak / lame - can be used as general insult

Leyla has such Wiffy Banter..
Roser is just one big Wiff

by Gooders_Brunel April 12, 2010