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taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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Whitewashing art

Whitewashing is the alteration of a characters skin tone, from black/brown to white. This is also racist due to the harmful anti black history whitewashing black characters has. In America (euro-centric features were seen as a beauty standard that bpoc (black poc) couldn’t fit. Changing a black character to look white removes the little representation for black people while also conveying an anti black message.
Drawing a black/brown character with a lighter skintone is whitewashing art
by Blk Albedo Defines November 29, 2021
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Oklahoma Whitewash

An anal enema using hydrogen peroxide as a form of morning after birth control. Usually administered in common forms of mobile home parks in Oklahoma.
Dude 1: Dude, my sister just got an Oklahoma whitewash.

Dude 2: Really? What were you guys gonna name the kid?
by cartmanking68 August 12, 2009
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whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.
I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off
by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018
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Caracas whitewash

When you lay a girl down on a gurney and shoot your load on her face like African war paint!
Guy 1: bro did you bang her?
Guy 2: fuck yeah I gave her a Caracas whitewash
Guy 1: NICE!
by Whitewashed March 20, 2013
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whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.
Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!
by langer73 January 2, 2018
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Whitewashed

A non-white person who, disappointingly, had been exposed to America’s poor “cultural” influences and thus becomes infected with such “cultures” that poisons their mind, lifestyle, and values.

The noticeable signs of a person who is not white but is unfortunately majorly influenced by America’s poor culture include the following:

- Ashamed to say his/her own ethnic surname in the proper pronunciation, hence pronounces it in an American-English accent instead.

- Ashamed to speak his/her own ethnic language, nor partake in his/her own tradition or culture.

- Does not want to date people of his/her own race.
- Identifies themselves as something that does not exist as a formal term (ex. “Wasian girl”)🤦 ♂️🤦 ♂️
- Partakes in, or views it is normal, the lifestyles and behaviours of excessive fornication (“hookup culture”) influenced by the type of music that HIGHLY values, glorifies, and normalizes sexual objectification and materialistic status. Night clubbing, adult movies on Netflix, and social media are other influences too.
- Partakes in, or views it is normal, the incoherent and sensitive behaviour of annoying people (mainstream advocates of lgbt, pronoun nonsense, feminism, fat pride, and sexists who sensitively complain about values in relationships while self victimizing and making the other gender look like villains in a form of ignorant generalization.
Person 1: “This Chinese man is so whitewashed; he’s even ashamed to pronounce his own last name properly. I mean, he always pronounces it in an American-English accent. He even calls himself American as his “race.” Like bro, did this man fail biology and geography?

Person 2: “Nah that’s not the worst. I once asked a girl what her race was, and she said she was ‘Wasian” and she had “she/her” in her bio… like, are you serious?

Person 2: “Yea, I hope this whitewashing influence doesn’t go more further into non-white people. I mean do you notice these pronoun activist idiots having so much of an effect?

Person 1: “For sure. Whenever they are presented an issue, they should be a more mature adult by professionally and calmly addressing it. However, they instead, scream like an immature child in an adult body. Like is this some sort of communication they had formed? Cos it seems like a degenerate warcry; they’re creating some sort of uncivilized language expressed from their incoherent and degenerated mind—it’s fucking annoying.
by ChrisJ_2002 October 2, 2023
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