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taiwanese whitewash

the act of selling a placebo to an addict as the real deal, and waiting for their reaction to the substance.

if they dont react simply walk away and leave them be.

if however they suddenly become "intoxicated" and act all high and shit, immediately bust a nut into your hands and rub it all over their face. tell them theyre freaking out over nothing, you sold them fake drugs, they have your semen all around their face and should probably get help because this seems like a wakeup call from above.
i dunno man, my last taiwanese whitewashing job landed me with a felony indictment...i think i'll sit this one out, but can i videotape it?
by twahmas November 22, 2010
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Whitewashing art

Whitewashing is the alteration of a characters skin tone, from black/brown to white. This is also racist due to the harmful anti black history whitewashing black characters has. In America (euro-centric features were seen as a beauty standard that bpoc (black poc) couldn’t fit. Changing a black character to look white removes the little representation for black people while also conveying an anti black message.
Drawing a black/brown character with a lighter skintone is whitewashing art
by Blk Albedo Defines November 29, 2021
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Oklahoma Whitewash

An anal enema using hydrogen peroxide as a form of morning after birth control. Usually administered in common forms of mobile home parks in Oklahoma.
Dude 1: Dude, my sister just got an Oklahoma whitewash.

Dude 2: Really? What were you guys gonna name the kid?
by cartmanking68 August 12, 2009
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whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.
I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off
by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018
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Caracas whitewash

When you lay a girl down on a gurney and shoot your load on her face like African war paint!
Guy 1: bro did you bang her?
Guy 2: fuck yeah I gave her a Caracas whitewash
Guy 1: NICE!
by Whitewashed March 20, 2013
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whitewashed her tonsils

What happens when a guy ejaculates in someone's mouth.
Man, I whitewashed her tonsils good last night!
by langer73 January 2, 2018
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Whitewash

To spray hand sanitizer and disinfectant all over the past, so that people forget what it was really like in favor of what they read about it being like in a book.
The girl aimed to whitewash the entire human race.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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