Wetty flap

A pussy that is wet all of the time

My girl is so horny. She’s got a wetty flap 24/7

by Wettyflap3000 January 4, 2019

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016

wetty boy

an individual who is lacking the ability to socialise normally. He/She will often find themselves on there own doing weird things which others would think as being pretty lame.

User: 'That kid is such a wetty boy, he does nothing cool, ever!'

by JDDDDDP October 8, 2012

Sketty wetty

A person who is a sket and has a blue waffle

Lexie is sketty wetty

by Plebloid November 7, 2018

James Wetty

Big boy geezer whos a bit of a wetty. Can be described as a crackhead evntho he only smokes a few cancer sticks a day. Thinks hes a mad lad but in reality looks like a wet fish version of John Boy Harrigan.

Associated with the Spoon Lads Mandem who hit up every spoons in a 10mile radius on the daily for a Nelson Mandela

Is a person who chills with Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis, Chazza the ginger unit, Reece the rush green yute and Aaliyah

Came from Ireland on a dinghy

Has a crush on TwoSync Chris ;)

"That guy James Wetty is such a geezer seen him down the local spoons a few times"

"James Wetty is a true wet yute"

"Ew why are u smoking your such a James Wetty"

by Póg Mo Thóin October 13, 2020

Wetty Fap

Spitting on your penis until you ejaculate.

Me: I can't believe that ski accident turned Trent into a quadriplegic.

Friend: yeah, it's sad man. All he does all day is watch TV and Wetty Fap.

by Chalz818 December 29, 2015

Morning Wettie

A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.

Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!

by Hetril August 3, 2016