The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.
by J D Dub September 28, 2009
(n) a sexual act; When receiving felatio a man pulls out, unloads in the giver's face, then throws a handful of pubic hair on the giver to give them an angry, wolf-like appearance.
by nadolf August 17, 2006
A Werewolf Killer is slang for a Coors Light beer. What kills a werewolf? A silver bullet......and what is a Coors Light? A Werewolf Killer!
by IVquad July 11, 2008
A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.
This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.
This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.
"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"
"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."
"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."
by Atreyu October 03, 2007
bro, i was with this italian girl last night right, and ended up with nast gunk on my hand. -sounds like someone went werewolf fishing
by woah wait a sec. March 27, 2011
An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.
Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
by ShadowLing October 27, 2014
A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.
"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
by archyis July 31, 2009