Fishy Weasel

The Fishy Weasel is a weasel god and rap king, Fishy Weasel is a human hidden somewhere among us, rap battling daily and loving all weasels equally. The Fishy Weasel is the freshest of the fresh, always Furry, and always juicy. The Fishy Weasel is known for his stellar rapping abilities, sexay ears, and awesome vocabulary. All weasels look up to the Fishy Weasel, all humans wish they were the Fishy Weasel. He also has a rap group posse to follow him around and back him up.The Fishy Weasel is simply, amazing.

The Fishy Weasel is definitely the most awesome of the weasels.

by Reenacting_Sunflower March 2, 2015

weasel out

to escape responsibility for something.

He used all kinds of excuses to weasel out of hosting the BBQ on his house..... again!

by Eric Koteles August 17, 2006

tin-pot weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, autocratic upper-management type with zero credibility, but an inflated sense of self-worth. In the workday world, a tin-pot weasel is often also a PowerPoint Ranger.

Michael is a tin-pot weasel. He very seldom does what he says he will do, yet he threatens to fire anyone who does not scurry to fulfill his every whim, sneeringly referring to them as "sub-par."

by Monkey Serenade August 19, 2009

crap weasel

Used in TV sitcom, Friends, as Ross describes Paolo.

Ross: "Do you know the word crap weasel?"
Paolo ~ Shakes head ~
Ross : "You.., are a crap weasel"

by Milzo May 22, 2006

weasel turd

1. "Weasel Turd" is a song shown once you end the game Stronghold Crusader (look it up).

"OOHAAAAAOOOHAAOHHA" <- Screaming weasel turd

by Sam Muench April 1, 2008

Weaselnita

A female hispanic that uses deception while deceiving and tricking men.

I don't mess with that bitch Dulce anymore. She is the biggest weaselnita I've ever met in my life!

by Aerire October 21, 2014

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.

" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "

by mike July 27, 2004