wetzell

One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.

Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.

by iamthemothereffinmanzor January 9, 2009

Weitzel

Described in legend as "being born of Rangel and Stamos". This has been widely interpretted as a work of prehistoric (possibly gay) genetic engineering, fusing the genes of Rangel and John Stamos into one being. The result was named Weitzel, the appearance of John Stamos, with the stench of Rangel.

Stories of Weitzel include acts of heroism and gayness, always ending with being eaten by Bill Cosby (in many different forms of edibles). Weitzel is love-stricken by the sight of Grunder (AKA: Sandusky). The pursuits of Grunder's companionship is a recurring theme in the legend. Weitzel's good looks attract Grunder, but horrible odor makes his company unbearable. Weitzel eventually wins the heart of Grunder through the medieval mating ritual known today as "cock socket".

In common terms, a Weitzel is used to describe a person with an excellent quality, but a negative downside.

"Ugh, Brett Wilson is such a Weitzel. So hot, but so gay."

by thethunder September 24, 2012

Wenzel

Someone whose common knowledge of geography is so inept, that they look completely moronic.

By saying he had been to all 57 states, President Obama looked like a complete Wenzel

by DeTeR44 October 7, 2011

Wentzell

To hurt one's thumb while playing golf then later to be stung by a hornet, wasp or bee.

This summer I got a Wentzell

by robreno6969 August 25, 2016

emily wentzell

When your so dumb you can't even tie your shoes

Omfg Jenna is acting like an Emily wentzell af

by Noah budaii December 8, 2017

Wentzclan

Pete Wentz's friends. Often spend their time trying to decipher what he's saying.

"We need headquarters for the Wentzclan"

by Alteregoofformerself March 26, 2009

Wetzel

to pee on someone's bed. To shotgun a four loko. To live in Hudson hall and be ghetto. To play with your dick and a lamb/goat a lot.... i mean a hella lot. Rambunctious but a good person at heart.

Wait..... You fucked a goat. Stop being a Wetzel

by urbanman134 April 10, 2017