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CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009
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Orson Welles

Was an influential American film director, writer, and actor. Though he is most well known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and his 1941 directoral debut Citizen Kane, considered by many to be the greatest film ever made, Welles has done far more than that.

Welles is often seen as a genius and one of the greatest filmmakers ever, yet, due to problems he had in Hollywood after the release of his first two films, Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons, he is also seen as a fallen giant and a commercial failure. Welles was also very overweight for the latter half of his life.
You know who is a great filmmaker? Orson Welles!

I feel more betrayed than Orson Welles after Hollywood butchered The Magnificent Ambersons.

Go on a diet you Orson!
by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008
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Sigourney Weaver stomach ache

An incredibly intense stomach ache, physically painful to the point that its victim ponders whether or not they harbor an alien inside of them.
Because I ate that greasy Chinese takeaway last night, my roommate found me on the floor in the fetal position this morning clutching my stomach. Totally a Sigourney Weaver stomach ache!
by Fire K March 19, 2009
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Earl Weaver

Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda
Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"

Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."

-From the Manager's Corner, 1982
by Your Testicles November 7, 2011
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Weaveologist

A professional person that can discover and cure your weave problems.
"Something is wrong with Crystal's weave, it is a hot mess."
"She need to go to a weaveologist."
by Modelicious Baby December 16, 2008
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Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.
That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
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weave snatching soda snake

A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?
LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.
by LuzKlarita March 14, 2017
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