are you still watching

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Watching football movies

When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.

What are you doing tonight?
Watching football movies with my girlfriend

by Philly Billy Milly December 13, 2010

Revenge Watching

When two individuals, or in some cases a group, agree to watch a show together and then one person decides to binge watch or watch ahead without the other parties consent. This leads to massive amounts of distrust where the party that was wronged will watch ahead with no remorse for leaving the other behind, often times detailing spoilers purely out of spite.

"You remember how Steph and I were going to watch Season 7 together?"
"Yeah of course, you two have been talking about wanting to catch up to the rest of us for a while."
"Exactly, well apparently it's my fault she fell asleep during episode 6 and I kept watching. So while I knocked out errands this past Saturday she must have been Revenge Watching the rest of the season because she is done and keeps telling me spoilers and sending me texts about who died!"

by Mr. Bingbong October 10, 2017

Wicked Witching

The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.

Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West

by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

Pussy watching

When someone is overly concerned with somebody else's sex life/body count.

him: bet yo body count mad high
her: it's none of yo damn business, stop pussy watching me

by shlumpdajunkie May 17, 2020

i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018